-kristian -guitar -black veil brides -screaming -14 -trustworthy -video games -Lesbian -few that i can trust - I love my girlfriend Kaylin more than anything. She is my world!

*honk honk*

Jack: Where to miss?

Rose's real line: To the back seat you sexy fuck so i can fuck the shit out of you and make your body explode. then, you can sexually throw your hand against the window as i moan real loud so the windows get foggy as fuck. then i'm gonna promise you i'll get off at america with you and we can stay together forever and fuck some more since we're just so fucking kinky like that and i'm a slut and cheat on my fiance. and even though this ship is going to sink in less than 3 hours, i still love you but not enough to let you on a door that can fit a party of 69 people. Oh and I'm gonna watch you slowly die in ice cold water, then watch you sink under the water even though i promised you i would never let go.... sorry i'm a slut

Rose's movie line: To the stars!

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how about these nails kaylin? ;)

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morgan… kyra…

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Differences between normal people and me:

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Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Normal people when they see their idol:

Me:

Normal people when they know someone likes them:

Me :

“Why?”

Normal people dancing:

Me:

Normal people walking:

Me:

Normal people who are pissed off:

Me :

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